Oh my gosh, this gets better and better.
this is a friend to keep
Arschgeige - assviolin - a heavy insult
Fußhupe - foot horn - a small dog
Egal wie dicht du bist, Göthe war Dichter. - No matter how drunk you are, Goethe was a poet - Pun: “dichter” also translates to “more drunk”
fuchsteufelswild - foxdevilswild - really angry
Nacktschnecke - Naked snail - slug
Glühwürmchen - glow wormies - fireflies
Streichholz - stroking wood - match
Schadenfreude - damage happiness - the pleasure you feel when others suffer
Fahne - flag - breath smelling of alcohol
Kummerspeck - misery bacon - the fat you gain through comfort food
Glückspilz - luck mushroom - a person that has a lot of luck
Scherzkeks - joke biscuit - hoaxer
Fernweh - far away-ache - the desire to go somewhere far away
Gänseblümchen - goose floret - daisy
Flachwichser - flat wanker - a heavy insult
Flugzeug - fly thing - airplane
Wasserschildkröte - water shield toad - turtle
Ich fress einen Besen! - I will devour a broom! - exclamation of incredulousness
Vollpfosten - full pole - a heavy insult
Handschuhschneeballwerfer - glove snowball thrower - basically an anon troll
Flachzange - flat pliers - a heavy insult
Photographs taken inside musical instruments making them look like large and spacious rooms.
in which a family of tiny people live in an old violin, forgotten at the back of the instrument shop.
I want my house to look like this
this is why we read the Borrowers. Seriously.
Doc’s for a fairy